What are Little Girls Made of? Sugar and Spice And All Things Nice!

Tyranna The Trannypennine Express: She gets you to Manchester for SPARKLE quicker than you can say: 'Thomas The Tank-Engine'! June 2009!

...The Queen Of Hearts, She WAS a Tart...!

...In Gin Lane, after another all-night bender...!

... A few UNSOLVED MYSTERIES...

Tia-Anna Took a trip up to the clouds, away with the Fairies, in one of those old WW1 biplanes, look who she brought back with her when she came back down to earth!

A VERY rare Holiday Snap, June 2008! Sometimes I like to really get away for a long break from all my fans and the hectic pace of life. Last time I did this, I found that some silly little radio-controlled car thingummy with a camera was following me around the place all the time and kept taking pictures; this is a photo of me settling down for a spot of alfresco lunch...

BIGFOOT IN DRAG SHOCK!!!

The REAL Tanner behind the make-up...

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