...NEW CHARACTERS!...

NEW Comedy Character, FOR 2008!! VICTORIA SANDWICH!

The Bitchiest Female Railway Guard you can imagine, waving her red flag (Or is that her sister's red petticoat?) and blowing her whistle (when she's not blowing something else...)

Victoria, the illegitimate daughter of Tia and Peter, (one of the former Railway Children) was concieved only 6 months ago in a particularly dingy club beneath the arches at the former Sheffield Victoria Station, and the audience loved it, and she has never looked back since (Except to look out for a speeding ghost-train on the empty platforms).

She does mimes to railway-themed songs, such as 'Waterloo Sunset', 'Under Your Thumb' by Godley and Creme, '9 To 5' by SHEENA EASTON (Not to be confused with the Dolly Parton one), and many other songs too! Lots of comedy patter with this one too:

'Tickets Please! Single, (or is that Married, Separated, Widowed or Divorced)! Climb Aboard And Mind The Doors!!!'

More pictures and details to follow!

And my LATEST new character, just in time For the new School/College Year, 2008!!

DR. IVY LEAK!

The Daughter of an old backwoods family in Salem, Massachusets, of Witch-Burning fame, most famous for having been thrown out of the band JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS when she was in High-School for being too creepy, tries to lighten up by becoming the first Salem Scholar to graduate from the University of Disneyland in Florida, and in between all the rollercoaster rides, dodgy Fraternity/Sorority business, and Mickey Mouse Graduation Parades, has risen in rank to become Head of House in The Sleeping Beauty's Castle Hall of Residence...

Watch THIS Space for my LATEST New Character, coming shortly in the NEW YEAR, a tribute to a great local Diva from the region!

Wanna Book Me? CONTACT Me HERE!! Or PHONE (0044) 789-647-4243.